Somehow I got a copy of the January 2012 Shape magazine in the mail today. Molly Sims is on the cover and they asked her for 10 health tips. I take issue with SO MANY of them.
"When I've kept up with [my workout schedule] all week I'll give myself something I really want": YOU ARE A RICH AND FAMOUS MODEL. NORMAL PEOPLE CAN'T BUY A NICE HANDBAG OR FANCY JEWELRY AFTER ONE WEEK OF KEEPING UP WITH A WORKOUT SCHEDULE. Also isn't it kinda your job to be skinny?
"Banish the bread": Molly says to order a salad as soon as you get to dinner and that she doesn't care if she's being rude to the rest of the table. Um, you should care if you are being rude to the rest of the table. That is very inconsiderate. Like "WAIT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE SAYS ANYTHING GET ME A SALAD WAITER. RIGHT NOW. OR I'LL EAT THE BREAD" Oh heck no.
"If you're going to the bathroom every time you have pasta, you might have an intolerance for wheat.": OR YOU MIGHT BE REGULAR AND USE THE BATHROOM AT NORMAL INTERVALS.
If you are interested in reading the whole article, this is what the cover of the magazine looks like. By the way, Molly Sims is a 38 year old bikini model, so I am taking her advice with a grain of salt.
I saw a workout for a rowing machine in here though, and I think I will get back to working out with rowing once school starts again as part of my effort to work out more regularly!
Yea for the rowing workouts!
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