You might not know this about me (but who are we kidding, you are most likely my mother and definitely know this about me), but I am basically a grandma. I don't enjoy people my age, I prefer to be in bed watching TV anytime after 9, and I don't like loud music. Being LOUD and WILD and CRAZY is just not who I am. I can't help that I don't like what every other 20-something college student likes.
Since I have really strong opinions about the things I don't like, I thought I'd blog about some of them. I get into arguments with people about said things, and as you will be able to tell by this blog post, I ALWAYS WIN (in my mind).
Nicki Minaj. I just don't get it. Why am I supposed to like her? Because she's weird? There are plenty of weird people in this world. Because she is a girl who raps? I rap... in my car... along to the soundtrack to "The Muppets". BUT WAIT, DON'T JUDGE ME. YOU LIKE WEIRD PEOPLE, REMEMBER?
Pedicures. As a girl I am supposed to like being made up and pampering myself, WHICH I TOTALLY DO. I just don't like having people touch my feet... it is gross and I am always worried I am going to get tickled and kick a very nice Asian lady (who I don't know) in the face. Just thinking about getting a pedicure gives me the heebie jeebies.
High heels. Sure they are pretty (especially these Kate Spade ones), but I can't walk in them. I can barely walk in flip flops, Toms, sneakers, barefoot, etc... how does the universe expect me to be able to walk in shoes that throw me off balance? The universe obviously didn't understand my lack of competency in walking in general when it decided to make girls wear high heels.
Coach purses. This is kinda false, I actually really love the Coach bags that don't have a bajillion C's all over them. But let's face it--these janky bags are the only Coach purses you ever see out anywhere! I like the plain leather bags... why did Coach have to go and ruin their nice bags for me by making such gaudy bags too?
Anyway disclaimer: I do actually believe all of these things but I don't want to make you feel like you have to. If you like these things on your own GOOD FOR YOU but you really should reconsider the ugly Coach purse.
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